Just remembered that if I'd got my arse into gear I should have been spending the forthcoming weekend at a theatre workshop organised by the Irish Theatre Group, for whom I recently directed a play. "Moving towards performance" is a "two-part theatre workshop that seeks to develop an understanding both of how to explore a given text and also how to build towards a performance".
I was quite interested in it, despite my raging cynicism about arty-farty drama-soc types in leotards. But then I saw the website advertising it with this picture... and any lingering tendency to curiosity was vanquished.
Now imagine... Golden Shower!