It has been suggested by 'certain people' that I am an obsessively competitive dad, who could have easily subbed for Simon Day on the Fast Show. But if this were true I would not risk losing by imparting my "tips and tricks for success in Pro-Evolution Soccer 4" to my 9 year old son Ben, would I? Stands to reason.
Ben and Me
On the contrary, I think it's much more interesting to be challenged. For that reason, AND THAT REASON ALONE, I have challenged Ben to find his way out of his bedroom without a key before I get home from work this evening.
Now we'll see who's got "zero talent" eh?